I thought I had some of my issues done and dusted... only to have them come and bite me on the arse yesterday.

Isn't it great when that happens.

What's that pain in my butt. Oh look, it's an issue. Now how did that get out here. I'm sure I hid it in the back of my wardrobe somewhere.

*Puts on my best Crocodile Hunter voice* Crikey. He's a big one. We'll have to be pretty careful to not let him too close. Awwwwwww Crikey. He's bit me on the arse!!

My father's in town. Like the circus. Full of bright lights and glitz and promise. But all too soon, it's just another wasteland, with rubbish and muddy tyre marks as the only evidence he was around.

I think I'll skip the circus this time around. I've seen all the acts before.